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cookiecaramel:

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fygf-deactivated20110610 asked: Ryan ang corny mo. Bakit hindi ka na nagtatumblr? HAHAHA.

asa nag tumblr parin ako :P

fygf-deactivated20110610 asked: Letsugas ka. Ikaw nga nung nasa dyip tayo puro tungkol sa pms 'yung pinagsasabi mo. HAHAHAHA. Lolo mo. Bakit mo ni-reblog? Guilty ka naman masyado nyan e. >:))

WAHAHA they dont know me who cares =)) ako ? why am i gay even though i dont like boys :O

now now who is that?

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kitasanjo:

reyvan:

1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear.
When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to scratch your itch: “When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it creates a reflex in the throat that can cause a muscle spasm,” says Scott Schaffer, M.D., president of an ear, nose and throat specialty center in Gibbsboro, New Jersey. “This spasm relieves the tickle.”

2. Experience supersonic hearing!

If you’re stuck chatting up a mumbler at a cocktail party, lean in with your right ear. It’s better than your left at following the rapid rhythms of speech, according to researchers at the UCLA David Geffen School of Medicine. If, on the other hand, you’re trying to identify that song playing softly in the elevator, turn your left ear toward the sound. The left ear is better at picking up music tones.

3. Overcome your most primal urge!

Need to pee? No bathroom nearby? Fantasize about Jessica Simpson. Thinking about sex preoccupies your brain, so you won’t feel as much discomfort, says Larry Lipshultz, M.D., chief of male reproductive medicine at the Baylor College of Medicine. For best results, try Simpson’s “These Boots Are Made for Walking” video.

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playingtheblamegame:

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playingthevillain:

evanti:

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

odoz:

heartbeatsracing:

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digitamernerd:

cinnamonbones:

yerawizardharry:

But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering.  It has become almost fun for me to come across people who take the phrase “a lot” and condense it down into one word, because when someone says “alot,” this is what I imagine:

The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar.  It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.  
For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine: 

Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______”, I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about.  

If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.  

The Alot is incredibly versatile. 

So the next time you are reading along and you see some guy ranting about how he is “alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps,” instead of getting angry, you can be like “You’re right! Alots are known for their superior swimming capabilities.”  

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i will always reblog this. best ever.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

Anonymous asked: hoy hoy hoy hoy

baket? :-?

kitasanjo-deactivated20110308 asked: Nahihiya ako e. Mahigit tatlong oras na ang nakalipas. Malamang hindi nya na naalala. Magsapakan pa kami dun. Lol. Tinatamad akong gumawa ng screencap e.

lol?